brydeswhale:


queenconsuelabananahammock:

zumainthyfuture:

stunningpicture:

Same Crime

I want that shirt.

He know wassup

I love it.
mindlessswagg143:

YOOO I KNOW IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS THIS SHIT. I JUST FORGOT THE NAME OF THE SHOW AND WHERE ITS FROM
10bullets:

by Johannes Wapelhorst
hipster-trichster:

2makeyewsmile:

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.  Officer: Don’t have one? Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving. Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Woman: I can’t do that. Officer: Why not? Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Woman: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am? Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The first officer is stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.

that was a wild ride
riderphanomhive:

memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power

I swear to god I tried to scroll.
queenfattyoftherollpalace:

Why
bopeep:

this is what im on tumblr for

whatisgoingonpleasehelp:

phosphorescentt:

septemberism94:

why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists

because the prisons aren’t actually full of rapists

the rapists run free and the prisons are full of people charged with weed possession

this post is such a huge bummer its incredible

it finally came in!!!!! #stormtrooper #helmet #starwars #collectorsitem #yaaaaas #seeelfie
homemade lava cake! #crockpot #recipe #hotfudgecake #pinterest
first meal in the crockpot is a success!!!! zesty italian chicken alfredo 😄😎😍💁🍲 #pinterest #recipe #food #foodporn #delicious
my friend been riding around with me in new iberia for the past 20 minutes. #rod #grasshoppaaaa